What ho, old bean?
Why, do my peppery peepers deceive me, or has yonder amplification doodad turned an attractive and revitalising vintage sepia tone?
Believe you me, for this is no collection of flapdoodle and fiddle-faddle, but a hotsy-totsy choice bit of calico with which to grace the musical stages and halls of the ages.
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Now you're on the trolley!
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